Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This is the name of your genitals.

candycoateddiamonds:

dykebike:

atkinswantsadick:

bad-mojo:

hailsatin:

caseyagogo:

comaboy:

newrider:

We’d never been formally introduced, but apparently my dick’s name is John Bacon.

Mine’s called “Old German”. 

Mine has the lovely title “Ten man rugby”. Party on party people. 

Ladies, may I introduce you to “List of Terrorist Incidents - 1971”

“Ultimate LA Guns”

fuck yeah.

Bunny Brief

ROFLMAO

uhh

58418 Luguhu

my vag is so amazing that it’s a minor planet?

VITAL SPARK

ahahahahahahahah

Khmelnytsky Uprising

HOW DO I PRONOUNCE THIS? FUCK.