ORIGINALITY AT IT’S BEST.
This is for Umbagog. < w >
Why hello, you.
Hey! TangerineWuki here. :T This is my art blog, funny blog, whatever blog. (Because I'm too lazy for anything else.)
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HAVEN’T SEEN IT. WANT TO. HAVEN’T. Perhaps I shall toniiiight.
Buwahahaha.
After studying for three hours, here is what I have gathered Europe is doing in the eleventh through thirteenth centuries
| Christianity: | Wow man it sure is easier to worship god and not go to hell now this is super duper |
|---|---|
| Peasants and Nobles: | Man we hate corrupt clergy time for like six million reforms that keep failing |
| Jews: | We don't bother anyone just living in these ghettos you make us live in |
| Muslims: | We've just got our empire over here NBD |
| Papacy: | Fuck you monarchs and nobles we be ballin' we run the world |
| Inquisition: | NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION |
| Catholic Church: | Get out of here Eastern Orthodox church you are annoying here we excommunicated you |
| Eastern Orthodox Church: | Well we excommunicated you too so there |
| Catholic Church: | Let's go on some fucking CRUSADES |
| Eastern Othodox Church: | YEAH |
| Peasants: | Let's kill some Jews |
| Jews: | What the heck guys not cool |
| Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches: | They see us crusadin', they hatin' |
| Catholic Church: | Crusadin' against the Eastern Orthodox Church lol |
| Eastern Orthodox Church: | Are you KIDDING ME |
| Jews: | Ugh we are just going to Eastern Europe bye |
| Muslims: | Wow Christians only one crusade out of like four worked out for you and you lost everything from that one way to go |
| Christians: | Well we're not crusading anymore we're just fighting with all the other religions all the time |
| Muslims: | Okay |
| Jews: | Oh |
| Pagans: | God dammit |
| Genghis Khan: | Hey guys |
| Europe: | Shit |
| If I ever became a history teacher, this.... this is how I would teach. |
