ORIGINALITY AT IT’S BEST.This is for Umbagog. < w >

ORIGINALITY AT IT’S BEST.

This is for Umbagog. < w >


chuck-taylors:

gioplantspoetrees:

This shit Cray. I need this !

what the fuck man

fucking science man

Staring at the computer like:

 

I will never get chocolate syrup on my shoes again.

(via aishaneko)


Q
Yessss Interview With A Vampire! One of the only vampire movies I like! :D
A

HAVEN’T SEEN IT. WANT TO. HAVEN’T. Perhaps I shall toniiiight.

Buwahahaha.


ninjaticsart:

flying-octi :))

Things are not allowed to be this cute. &gt;:

ninjaticsart:

flying-octi :))

Things are not allowed to be this cute. >:


After studying for three hours, here is what I have gathered Europe is doing in the eleventh through thirteenth centuries

Christianity: Wow man it sure is easier to worship god and not go to hell now this is super duper
Peasants and Nobles: Man we hate corrupt clergy time for like six million reforms that keep failing
Jews: We don't bother anyone just living in these ghettos you make us live in
Muslims: We've just got our empire over here NBD
Papacy: Fuck you monarchs and nobles we be ballin' we run the world
Inquisition: NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Catholic Church: Get out of here Eastern Orthodox church you are annoying here we excommunicated you
Eastern Orthodox Church: Well we excommunicated you too so there
Catholic Church: Let's go on some fucking CRUSADES
Eastern Othodox Church: YEAH
Peasants: Let's kill some Jews
Jews: What the heck guys not cool
Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches: They see us crusadin', they hatin'
Catholic Church: Crusadin' against the Eastern Orthodox Church lol
Eastern Orthodox Church: Are you KIDDING ME
Jews: Ugh we are just going to Eastern Europe bye
Muslims: Wow Christians only one crusade out of like four worked out for you and you lost everything from that one way to go
Christians: Well we're not crusading anymore we're just fighting with all the other religions all the time
Muslims: Okay
Jews: Oh
Pagans: God dammit
Genghis Khan: Hey guys
Europe: Shit
If I ever became a history teacher, this.... this is how I would teach.